How to make a Wal-Mart employee and the teenagers blocking the aisle playing the store's video game (TBTAPTSVG) laugh.
Me: Excuse me, do you carry a sensor bar for the Wii?
Employee: Just the bar?
Me: Yes, just the bar.
Employee: You don't want the whole Wii?
Me: No, say... your dog ate the wire on the bar and you need just that.
Of course, it meant the TBTAPTSVG mocked me, asking "how they even get to it?" But I take the axiom, "always leave them laughing" very, very seriously. Even at Wal-Mart.
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