Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Universe is not pleased with me.

So remember when I had to make a decision?

I made the wrong one. And now the world has to pay. Because if you all remember, I was supposed to be going to Mexico on Sunday.

Yeah, that didn't work out for me.

So now we're going to the Catskills. No. I'm not kidding. Stop laughing. Yes, I'm under 60. Am hoping that I take ballroom dance lessons and Johnny and Penny have a gig that Penny can't go to, so I have to step in but then bad stuff goes down and Johnny gets fired, and then at the end of our stay, Johnny comes back to dance one last dance with me, and says to me "Nobody puts SJ in the corner."

Oh, and we're going to the casino. To hang with Brittany. Because we're so alike.

8 comments:

Nikki said...

To make it more interesting sit in the backseat and everytime the SO almost hits something, flick him in the back of the head as hard as you can. It'll be fun!

WV glenessy which is the glendale version of Hennessee! WOOT!

Phat Mama said...

You'll look fab doing the mambo with Johnny. I'd make sure to be naked though.

Sam_I_am said...

Look at the bright side, the puppy would have probably eaten your favorite pair of shoes and then puked them up all over your bed. I'm not speaking from experience or anything.

Geiger Girl said...

If it helps you to feel any better, Mexico is where the Swine flu has hit the hardest. Can you imagine if they really did decide to shut the border down, and you would be stuck there.

So see, it's all for the best!

Andy said...

Hey, I'll take the Catskills. Vacation is vacation. I'd go to Mexico right now and wear my SARS mask if needed.

Srg said...

I'm still trying to figure out if the Brittany concert was your idea or J's...

Have fun in the Catskills! I expect to see some fancy footwork by the time you get back if you do happen to run into Johnny!

Soda and Candy said...

Aww yeah, dirty dancin' in the Catskills is where it's at!

hautepocket said...

Win me lots of money! Or...win yourself lots of money. Either way...

:)