i know, right? who knew.
but i am.
it all has to do with a severe miscalculation on my part about the texture of my foundation garment (fun and lacy) and my comfortable knit dress (fun and not lacy).
due to this miscalculation, i had to determine a solution that would prevent my dress from clinging indiscreetly to my nether regions. because that's what was going on.
which led me to a choice. go without? or just go with it. i polled some co-workers discreetly.
i tried to go without for a little while, but i had a meeting with my ceo, who likes me to sit right next to him when going through reports, etc. and quite frankly, he's in many ways very father-like. and i just couldn't deal with the mental thought of being without my undies in my boss's office. it was quite frankly, unfathomable.
but, for a brief (or... um.. hiphugger) period today, i was indeed modeling the behavior of Brittany Spears.
current itunes song: "portions for foxes" by rilo kiley
So many books...
2 years ago