I said, "Wait. Did you just call him the Pretend Husband? Do you read my blog?"
Dad said, "Yes, I read it all the time."
And then I died. The End.
Holy cow, my dad reads this blog?!? Even this post? And this? Oh no! Not this one, I hope! (I'm kind of hoping my dad doesn't know about clicking on links!)
Somehow, despite my begging my family and friends to read our blog, and pretty much plugging it every chance I get (I sent out an email telling people I was engaged, but linked to the blog if they wanted to read the whole story), I kind of figured no one had taken me up on the offer. Then, slowly, I have started getting comments that freak me out at first (how does my friend from college/neighbor/aunt know about that?!?) until they explain they have been reading but not commenting (you sneaky buggers, you!)
But my dad?!? I had no idea! I asked him, "Do you, um, feel like you know more about me than you ever wanted to know?" and he said, "Yes, and about [Kat's lil sis] too." (Ha, ha, Kat's lil sis! Now do you regret writing about your cervix?)
So, knowing that my dad reads this blog, I will now be writing about nothing but my church attendance, volunteering at soup kitchens, saving kittens from fires and that time I meant to wear black slacks, but got all the way to work before discovering-- ha ha!-- that I had put on my navy blue ones.
OK, I'm kidding. I will get over this shortly and be back to my usual raucous self. And really, SJ should be the one who is embarrassed. At least I never discussed nipples with my mother-in-law!
8 comments:
Just don't tell him we had sex on the roof.
I mean read that book together.
I suppose now isn't the time to tell you that I'm actually your Great Aunt Mamie? (You know, the one that wears the out-dated hats and too much perfume?)
But no worries; I don't actually -read- your blog, I just print out the pages and use my extra hat pins to put them up on the notice board at church.
Tell your dad 'hi' - loved the soup!'
;-D
Ahahahhaa, this is why I guest-post stuff over at other people's blogs!!!
Yep, SouthernBelle gets her dirty on anywhere but home. Like with chicks who avail of bar bathrooms, if you know what I mean. (Kidding, Belle.)
Perhaps comments should be kept rated-PG, too, huh?
Um, I guess I should have told you he reads your blog....but I thought you knew. I've known for a while but didn't think it was a big deal. Oops.
um, as we know, my mom also reads the blog. and comments.
so yeah. you get no sympathy from me :P
and for the record, we didn't discuss *my* nipples. technically, we discussed hers.
and she brought it up.
haha, it must suck when the lurker is your parent. omg, I hope my mom doesn't read mine. I also loved the stories from my pre-blog time.
okay...i am on board. love this post...goes along with telling the home teacher to twist his wifes nipples and she would go into labor. Yes, I did, and yes, I posted about it. hugs.
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