Time we awoke on Saturday in order to haul our stuff to SJ's house= 6:30 a.m.
Number of times I wished I had never met SJ so I wouldn't have to be awake so early= 27
Pounds I had to lift onto the back of a truck at 6:30 a.m.= don't know, but it felt like 180
Number of times I had to lift what felt like a 180-pound desk on Saturday= 6
Hours I spent sitting in the sun, chatting with three funny sisters and bargaining with tag sale shoppers= 4.5
Money I made for my 8 hours of work and 6 desk moving experiences= $21.75
Money I spent on an item one of the funny sisters was selling= $45
What participating in SJ's tag sale cost me= $23.25