Who needs wi-fi when your sister sits in front of a computer all day anyway?

Texts between KAT's lil bro and I:

Bro: Can you look up the chevy dealership in or around [town he's in] for me? and send the address and phone number?

Me: Chevy dealership. Main Street, local town. 555-555-5555.

Bro: Thanks. now can you call stop and shop, the nearest one to the statue of liberty and order a cake that says congrats on the new fish tank figurine? thanks

Me: I'm sorry, you must have me confused with your secretary. I'm filling in while she's on her lunch break, but I'm not authorized to make long distance calls in her absence (BTW, I can't believe you took the time to type that whole thing out!)

Bro: Can you do me a solid though. look up the numbers for [second Chevy dealership] and [third Chevy dealership]?

Me: Second Chevy dealership: 555-555-6666. Third Chevy dealership: 555-555-7777.

Bro: Thanks. I don't know why people pay for phone internet. they must not have family.

Me: Or at least family as accommodating as your favorite sister, right? RIGHT?!?

Bro: Wow... I yelled at myself in my head when I read that. you're good

Funny runs in the family...

I am anticipating a visit from the two cutest nephews (Peyton is 21 months old and Wyatt is six months old) in the world in a few weeks and my emails to their mom (kat's lil sis) reflect that. I ended one the other day with "Tell Peyton I can't wait to give him kisses!" (referring to this thing he and I do where I sneak up on him, say "I'm going to give you... KISSES!" and then kiss his cheeks like crazy).

lil sis wrote back, "And what should I tell Wyatt?"

I responded, "Wyatt and I don't have a 'thing' yet. Tell him we will work on that when he's here."

lil sis then responded with, "Okay, he says he wants some kind of secret handshake with you. Something Peyton won't know about! Gosh, the sibling rivalry starts already."

He Loves Me - Not for My Sterling Brain

From: J
Sent: Wed, 3/24/2010 10:01am
To: SJ
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

Are you in yet?

From: SJ 
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:51 AM
To: J
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

yes. i'm here.  such a headache, though.

From: J
Sent: Wed, 3/24/2010 10:56am
To: SJ
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

sorry.  did you drink enough?

From: SJ
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:55 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

i had some pasta for lunch. and lots of water. am somehwat better. i am tired. i need a nap.


im gonna go for one soon.

 
From: J
Sent: Wed, 3/24/2010 1:56pm
To: SJ
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

your going to go for a nap soon?

From: SJ
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:58 PM
To: J
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

oh no. i meant. walk. i forgot the sentence "maybe i should go for a walk"

From: J
Sent: Wed, 3/24/2010 2:02pm
To: SJ
Subject: RE: are you in yet?

i love you.  you are cute.