Bro: Can you look up the chevy dealership in or around [town he's in] for me? and send the address and phone number?
Me: Chevy dealership. Main Street, local town. 555-555-5555.
Bro: Thanks. now can you call stop and shop, the nearest one to the statue of liberty and order a cake that says congrats on the new fish tank figurine? thanks
Me: I'm sorry, you must have me confused with your secretary. I'm filling in while she's on her lunch break, but I'm not authorized to make long distance calls in her absence (BTW, I can't believe you took the time to type that whole thing out!)
Bro: Can you do me a solid though. look up the numbers for [second Chevy dealership] and [third Chevy dealership]?
Me: Second Chevy dealership: 555-555-6666. Third Chevy dealership: 555-555-7777.
Bro: Thanks. I don't know why people pay for phone internet. they must not have family.
Me: Or at least family as accommodating as your favorite sister, right? RIGHT?!?
Bro: Wow... I yelled at myself in my head when I read that. you're good