... than when the midwife reported that the STD testing they are required to do on pregnant women all came back negative... and the Pretend Husband tried to fist bump me in celebration.
I did mine a few months before I got pregnant because I had never been tested for anything before (ignorance is bliss and all). My mom happened to be here when I opened the letter that gave me the all clear. We did a little dance in my kitchen in celebration. My husband walked in and asked why we were so excited. He didn't see the humor in the situation when we explained. Whatever, it's not like he was a virgin when we met.
I think you should get him back by ordering a paternity test once baby arrives and fist bumping him in celebration when the results come back that it's his! Ha ha
It's hard to imagine two friends who are less alike. While we live in the same town and are married to guys who grew up together, one of us has a daughter while the other has a son. One of us works full-time while the other stays home and dabbles in a bunch of part-time gigs. One of has lots of adventures but not enough time to blog about them, while the other leads a more boring life and has plenty of time to write about it. One thing we do have in common is our sense of humor... and the knowledge that we're funny. Very funny. See if you agree...
We also have some pretty funny readers. Leave your comments (funny or otherwise), especially if it includes references to how fast we look like we've lost the baby weight.
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BWAHAHAHAHA.
I did mine a few months before I got pregnant because I had never been tested for anything before (ignorance is bliss and all). My mom happened to be here when I opened the letter that gave me the all clear. We did a little dance in my kitchen in celebration. My husband walked in and asked why we were so excited. He didn't see the humor in the situation when we explained. Whatever, it's not like he was a virgin when we met.
Gotta love dude humor. They will find anything funny.
I think you should get him back by ordering a paternity test once baby arrives and fist bumping him in celebration when the results come back that it's his! Ha ha
haha, good thing I'm not pregnant, bc KAT's little sis' comment would have made me pee my pants.
hahaha! kat's little sis - that's AWESOME.
i hope she does it.
Hahaha, nice
ok Kat I agree with your little sister too he deserves that paternity test for trying that!
Haaaa!!!! I like the paternity test idea!
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