Monday, March 22, 2010

I've never wanted to kill my husband more...

... than when the midwife reported that the STD testing they are required to do on pregnant women all came back negative... and the Pretend Husband tried to fist bump me in celebration.

9 comments:

Gucci Mama said...

BWAHAHAHAHA.

CarrieBeth said...

I did mine a few months before I got pregnant because I had never been tested for anything before (ignorance is bliss and all). My mom happened to be here when I opened the letter that gave me the all clear. We did a little dance in my kitchen in celebration. My husband walked in and asked why we were so excited. He didn't see the humor in the situation when we explained. Whatever, it's not like he was a virgin when we met.

Kelli said...

Gotta love dude humor. They will find anything funny.

KAT's little sis said...

I think you should get him back by ordering a paternity test once baby arrives and fist bumping him in celebration when the results come back that it's his! Ha ha

Sam_I_am said...

haha, good thing I'm not pregnant, bc KAT's little sis' comment would have made me pee my pants.

sj said...

hahaha! kat's little sis - that's AWESOME.

i hope she does it.

Soda and Candy said...

Hahaha, nice

sj's mom said...

ok Kat I agree with your little sister too he deserves that paternity test for trying that!

suzrocks said...

Haaaa!!!! I like the paternity test idea!