Oh SJ, what's with having your birthday fall on a Tuesday (and during my busiest week at work)? What's with that? If only you could have scheduled it for a weekend or something, I could have made you something decadent to celebrate, like this:
(grasshopper bars: creme de menthe, chocolate and sinful deliciousness)
And I wouldn't have given them to you in a glass dish with the knife still in it. No, I would have wrapped them up nicely, like this:
And, if I had the time like I usually have on the weekends, I could have bought a funny card, written something funny in it and put it with the grasshopper bars, like this:
And then you could have put them into your fridge to keep cold until you ready to eat them, which would look sort of like this:
No, wait. Actually, it would look exactly like that. Or, if you stepped back, like this:
Check your fridge when you get home, SJ. Because no one should be without alcohol and chocolate on their special day. Happy Birthday, my friend! Hope it's a good one.