So last weekend we got together for some awesomely not really planned until the last minute fun.
Which is always a good time.
And all we have for you, really, is this list of quotes. We think it defines what it's like to hang out with KAT, me, the PH and J just perfectly.
"Dude, your ten year old self would kick your own ass right now." -- J to the PH after the PH demanded KAT use the firepit to light off fireworks. (Note: Said fireworks pictured below.)
"You had to come down here and save me?" -- KAT.
"I'm coming down here to save the neighborhood." -- the PH to KAT, while standing immediately next to her with a hose in case that Roman Candle set the entire water-soaked lawn on fire.
"Stop pointing fireworks at my lawn and at the pine trees." -- PH to KAT (see above.)
"Are you offended I don't want to continue talking about your penis?" -- SJ to the PH.
"Whatever, just play." -- The PH responded sullenly. Note: To clarify, we were playing setback. Of course. Lots and lots of setback.
"Give the girl 3 martinis and she's 13." -- PH to KAT. which resulted in an:
"uhhhhhh...." from the rest of us and also for KAT to tell me:
"SJ, transcribe this entire conversation."
"That's fine. I'll take the PH home." J to me and KAT - I don't remember what prompted this, but I'm pretty sure it implied a romantic relationship between our spouses.
"When my wife doesn't work, she's going in the garbage." -- J (That's right, ladies. He's mine! Back off!)
"This is probably going on the blog." -- the PH
"If that's where I have to go to find love and support and people that don't pee on themselves..." -- KAT.
I had nothing recorded after that, as I had fallen into fits of laughter too hard to hold the pen.
Good news though. We're getting together again tomorrow night. Let the shenanigans rule!
So many books...
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