Wednesday, March 04, 2009

My cheeks are burning as I type this...

In lieu of amusing you today, I'm going to confess something completely and utterly embarrassing (which, come to think of it, probably will amuse you). Did you ever have a dream (perhaps even a dream where you are-- ahem-- getting intimate...) about somebody that you would never, ever think about-- ahem-- getting intimate with in real life?

But you have that dream and the next time you see them, either in real life (or say... on the news), you're completely embarrassed and can't even look them in the eye (or even look at them on the screen...)? Yeah, I had one of those last night. And I soooo don't want to admit who it was because I do find it incredibly embarrassing. But, I can't think of anything else to write about today, so I will share. It was...











Barack Obama

Augh! I can't even type it without my face turning totally red. I'm not even sure why I'm so mortified by this confession of mine (except who dreams about getting lucky with politicians--  and does not having this dream about a rock star or a model make me old?!?), but I do know one thing. I will feel so much better if you tell me something embarrassing about yourself. (And if you do happen to know Michelle Obama, could you tell her I apologize for dream macking on her husband? Thanks.)

10 comments:

SouthernBelle said...

Well, he *is* all kinds of awesome, and on a politician-only scale I would say he's probably the hottest man in the country, so don't feel too bad!

Nanc Twop said...

That was great - LOL.

Just blame it on the media.

Or your dinner, since we had spicy bbq, and then I dreamt I was betrothed to a person I'd never met before, and left alone w/them in a ski hut on top of a hill... etc. (Next time I'll put less hot pepper in the mix. 2nd thought, maybe -more-)

btw, love that you have an 'oversharing' tag ;-)

Sam_I_am said...

haha. At least it wasn't McCain or Biden... or worse yet, Dick Chaney...

Jess said...

Hey, that's not too bad, actually. I think he's fairly sexy. And awesome.

Confession: I had such a dream one time about Julia Stiles. And I am a girl. And not a lesbian. It was weird.

Stephanie said...

I recently had one about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Hot? Yes. Sleeping with someone who has the same name as my dad? Not so much. But still...oooh. The Rock. Mmm.

Mama Kat said...

Was I in it?? Because I would have sex with Barack Obama in a red hot second.

Just sayin.

sj said...

i'm with mama kat. sign me up for that... i'm sure j would be cool with it.

Andy said...

I think there's no shame in that. Roll with it. Just don't try to act it out in real life, or you'll have Secret Service agents all over you in a second.

P.S. Don't have the same dream about Biden, please.

Soda and Candy said...

FunnyGal Kat: this link is for you! (sorry I don't know how to do it the fancy linking way) http://punditkitchen.com/2009/02/04/political-pictures-barack-obama-my-stimulus/

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I've had dreams like that but oddly enough not with someone famous. More along the lines of my step-dad's golf buddies or one of my bosses.

Ew all around.