Monday, December 22, 2008

i've had about enough, thanks.

Dear 2008,

You suck.

Can you stop soon? You have exactly 9 days to get your act together and ship the heck out before I have a temper tantrum worse than you've ever seen. Worse than, say, Kanye losing an award to Lil John, or some such.

You and your death and sickness and all that crap - and heartbreak and all that -- have just done me in. I'm done with you. What did you offer me this year? Seriously? What *good thing*? A promotion, which was okay and all (okay - that was actually pretty awesome of you) but then you riddle me with so much stress and crap that really, was it worth it? (maybe? i'm not completely sold.) Okay, granted, I did make some new friends, who are *fabulous*. And we did blog a hell of a lot more than we had previously. But on the whole, you were mean to me, 2008. And we are not parting as friends.

So how about you go the way of the other worst years ever and get out of my sight. In fact, you should go make out with 2005. I hope you two are really happy together.



SouthernBelle said...

SJ, dear twin of my heart, do we need to round up a posse and go after 2008?

I'm not above cutting a bitch. A bitch of a year, that is.

sj said...

sb, that made me laugh so hard wine went up my nose :)

TishTash said...

Yeah, 2008 was a poor man's 2007. But don't make it angry...there's still a few days left for it to find new ways to beat the crap out of you

Anonymous said...

great post Sj and I would have to agree... we do have a few days left to do as you friends say and kick the crap out of 2008.

Srg said...

Yup - 2008 was a tough and stressful year for us too.

Here's to a much better 2009!!

SouthernBelle said...

Anything to cheer you up sister ; )

Sam_I_am said...

I'm with you and SB on taking out 2008.

SouthernBelle said...

Uh-oh, I think 2008 is on to me. (see my post today about what's happening to me!!!)