Two nights ago, laying in bed and about to fall asleep, I punched the Pretend Husband in the face (how's that for an opening line?). I didn't mean to and I felt pretty bad about it and of course, I apologized.
Last night, while again about to fall asleep, I tried to reach for the PH's hand... and slapped him in the head.
This is all accidental of course, but he has been kind of annoying lately in that very normal way that husbands and wives sometimes get on each other's nerves. I'm wondering if all this battering is my subconscious dealing with my annoyance. And, if so, perhaps the PH should sleep in the guest room tonight.
So many books...
2 years ago