Why the PH is never allowed to complain...

What I do on a weekday morning:
*Make coffee
*Take Molly out
*Give Molly her breakfast
*Make the Pretend Husband's lunch
*Write a note to put in the PH's lunch (because I'm a dork like that)
*Start the PH's car so it's warmed up by the time he leaves for work

What the PH does on a weekday morning:
*Takes a shower and shaves
*Gets dressed

What I do on a weekend morning:
*Get up at 4 a.m. on Saturdays and 5 a.m. on Sundays
*Drive to a different state
*Work a second job

What the PH does on a weekend morning:
*Sleeps in
*Goes to breakfast with SJ and J
*Plays video games
*Does work around the house or yard (sometimes)

Man, does that PH have it made! And that's why I remind him everyday just how lucky he is!