Friday, May 14, 2010

I was just... cleaning the bathroom? (Think he'd buy it?)

I don't mind the klutziness that has accompanied my pregnancy (in truth, I'm probably no klutzier than I was before I got knocked up so it's not like I've had to adapt to that...) But I can do without the pregnancy brain.

Never heard of it? It's the only explanation for why, after I finished brushing my teeth the other night, I picked up my glass of water, gave my hand an order to dump the water in it into the sink and place the glass on the counter next to it... then proceeded to pour the entire glass of water on the counter about six inches to the right of the sink.

I still haven't told the Pretend Husband about that stunt because I'm not sure I can stand to (again) see the look of incredulity on his face when I do things like this.


Pollyanna said...

I have sad news for you. It doesn't go away after pregnancy, it just gets a new name: Mommy-brain.

Oh, well. At least now you have an excuse. What's his excuse? :)

cfoxes33 said...

Well, mine was more, I would not remember things.

in time out said...

what a good laugh. thanks for sharing. i have not been around my blog roll lately. Glad I stopped by today. SMILE!

Gucci Mama said...

Nice work. Gotta love the pregnancy brain.

Kellie said...

I have had countless moments like this. 10 more weeks for me to do these stupids things and then the term switches to Mommy Brain. Or so my Mommy friends tell me. Yay. We are hopeless from here on out.