I'm really sorry I fell on you today when attempting to walk down the stairs.
In my defense, you should be smaller, then you'd be easier to haul around.
WTF? Why must you always let me down? Do I not provide you with the finest in fashionable footwear? Do I not limit the amount of times I wear high heels out of respect for your feelings?
And this is how you repay me?
Not cool, feet.
I don't know where you've gone to, but I wish you'd come back.
I'm lost without you.
So many books...
2 years ago