Saturday, June 21, 2008

dear blogspot...

Dear Blogger,

I'm writing you to apologize for my recent dalliances into the world of Facebook. I'm really sorry - it's not you, it's me. I love you and all you have to offer. I mean really, you're great for the wonderful outlet you provide so I can update the world with my mundane life. Sometimes, you even let me post electronic birthday messages to my friends and family.

But lately, I've found something has been missing -- mainly, the ability to find people that I know and read about *their* lives. I love what you've been able to do for me -- but I felt like I needed more.

And now I know better. Sure FB may offer the ability to cyberstalk my high school boyfriend who still hasn't confirmed my friend request (but then, this was the same boy that didn't talk to me after I beat him on the PSAT's), and maybe I've been able to play online games of Scrabble with friends who are in far off cities like "New Haven" and such.

But really, how can it compare to what you can provide to me. Oh how I've missed the hilarious tales of Kathy, Molly, and so many others. So while Facebook may be a dirty mistress whom I meet late at night in a back alley, know that you're really the one I love.

-sj

3 comments:

Molly said...

How can you compare Facebook to Blogger? What is wrong with you? Shame on you!!! Consider yourself told off with someone with an English accent, so picture Super Nanny wiggling her finger at you and telling you that you are very naughty!

Mama's Losin' It said...

I have a relationsip with myspace...the slut version of facebook, and I still check in with it every once in awhile. But the new exciting butterflies it used to give me are now gone, which is why I've moved on to blogger. There's room in your heart for both. :)

Srg said...

I'm still madly in love with myspace. Even though I also have a Facebook profile. And a blog here on Blogspot. So yes, you can definitely have it all, you just need to prioritize accordingly!
;-)