That would be one slippery act, what with all the lotion and all...

I have a relative who cannot spell to save her life. It drives me crazy, but it also proves to be highly entertaining at times. This week, the Pretend Husband and I went to see Cirque du Soleil. Today, she emailed to ask me about "Circus of Olay." I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. I wish you could see inside my head right now-- the images are priceless.