Thursday, June 10, 2010

Where does he come up with these things?!?

The Pretend Husband is on some kind of roll lately, busting out all over the place with one liners and things that make me laugh (or roll my eyes and laugh). The other night, we were talking about labor and I told him I was going to give him a list of encouraging things to say to me while I'm writhing around in pain.

"I don't need a list," the PH said. "I'm just going to lean over, gaze into your eyes and whisper, 'Remember, you're the one who wanted a baby.'"


cfoxes33 said...

That would make me want to punch him in the face.

KAT's little sis said...

When he does that, you should sweetly look into his eyes and say, "Remember, you will never touch me again." That'll shut him up.