No longer a Tiger... now he's a cheetah*

At this point, it might just be easier to count the women who *haven't* slept with Tiger Woods. The line forms behind me as I am not a porn star, an attention whore, a cocktail waitress or someone who would fool around with a married man.

*The joke in the title isn't mine. I wish it was, but I have to give credit to SJ's husband, J, for that one (and I think he heard it from someone else anyway)