He's lucky he's cute...

This morning, I was talking about a piece of mail that was delivered to our house by mistake and noticed it had one of those return address labels with the stick figures of the family and their names. I read them out loud to the Pretend Husband, telling him the Jones family included Dad John, Mom Laurie and Timmy, Leroy and El Gato.

Not realizing those last two names belonged to the family's dog and cat, the PH responded, "I bet I can guess which one is adopted."