Thursday, December 03, 2009

A Birthday Ode for My Best Friend and Co-Blogger

An Ode to KAT - in honor of her BIRTHDAY!
(sung to the tune of … well. You’ll probably figure it out)

You’re a great one, K-A-T.
You really are a pal.
You're as wonderful as chocolate,
You're better than my ex-boyfriend Sal.

You're a lovely lady
With medium-length auburn hair!

You're a sweetheart, K-A-T.
But your red sweater has some pills.
Your brain is full of facts,
You've got mad editorial skillz,

But I still wouldn't hug you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're amazing, K-A-T...
You have ice cream in your freezer!
You have all the best Wii games
Of a techno ubernerd.

Given the choice between you and the PH as a setback partner
I'd know what to do!

You're just awesome, K-A-T.
You're a fun and crazy treat.
Your fridge is full of taco salad
And you make yummy, melty fudge.

Three words that can describe you,
are, and I quote: "Doesn’t Eat Meat."

You're my bestie, K-A-T.
You're the queen of shenanigans.
You’re always up for plots
But you hate bread with moldy spoots,

Your soul is an amazing, generous glowing bird
with the most colorful plumage imaginable,
Combined with polka-dot high heel boots.

You make me laugh! K-A-T,
And yes, you do eat chicken and turkey.
But if you could, you’d live on Dairy Queen,

You're a Chocolate Explosion blizzard,
With a Friendly’s Frend-zee
With extra peanut butter AND chocolate sauce!!


FunnyGal KAT said...

Ha ha! You know me so well (I *especially* hate bread with moldy "spoots"!) Oh, and I must have mad editor skillz because I spotted (or spooted?) the one spelling mistake in the whole thing. Thank you, SJ!

sj said...

The "spoots" was actually intentional to rhyme with boots.

It's poetic license, KAT.

FunnyGal KAT said...

"What did SJ give you for your birthday?"

"A new word. It's just what I've always wanted!"

(I think I was singing the song wrong because I didn't make the connection between the two stanzas. I'm sure I'll recognize it better when you sing it to me tonight, SJ!)

sj said...

Actually, I totally got you a real present too.

Something I've hinted at on the blog.. in the past three years.

Go search!

Soda and Candy said...

I need to see a photo of the polka dot boots.

Also, this is a very sweet poem, spoots & all.

jal12771 said...

Happy Bday..Belated now..but the intentions were there..

Srg said...

Happy (belated) Birthday KAT!!