Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Delurk yourselves, bitches!

Oh, I don't mean to imply that any of our lovely readers are bitches; it's just that I and my test group have determined that everything is funnier when you add the work "bitches" to it. For example:

Not funny: "We need some more drinks."
Funny: "We need some more drinks, bitches!"

Not funny: "Get out there and mow the lawn, Pretend Husband."
Funny: "Get out there and mow the lawn, bitches!"

Not funny: "My cat died yesterday."
Funny: "My cat died yesterday, bitches!"

OK, maybe not that last one...
Anyway, now that the funny lesson is over, there is a point to this post (this is where you answer, "Don't worry, bitches, we're used to having to skip to the 14th paragraph of your posts to find the point...") Well, I guess yesterday was some sort of de-lurking day where people were encouraged to come out of the darkness and leave comments on the blogs they read.

Yeah, we're a day late (bitches!), but I'd still like to know who's out there. I mean, we apparently have 23 people following the blog (and a couple more who have told me they read it, but they've been known to lie anyway) but we have never gotten close to that many comments. So, tell us a joke, announce your presence, tell us we're funny or share what you had for dinner. It doesn't matter what you say, but make sure you comment. Now, get to it (bitches!)

8 comments:

Sam_I_am said...

I'm not a lurker. I try to leave a comment most of the times. Every once in a while, y'all leave me speachless... :-)

Gucci Mama said...

On the contrary. I think it's very funny when cats die. It's OK to laugh and the perishing of evil.

Geiger Girl said...

If I were a lurker, I'd be like the fat ninja (with belly exposed) trying to steal ATM machines.

Keep up the great (funny, fantastic, intriguing) bloggins, bitches!

Somehow I just don't feel like I can pull that off.

Dr Zibbs said...

What up?

Srg said...

I'm not a lurker either, but to ensure that I don't get reamed for not posting a comment on the de-lurking post (cause you 2 know where I live and all) I'm sending a shout out - "Whassup bitches!"

sj said...

am too busy laughing hysterically to comment.

(if you all only knew. KAT and I actually speak like this in real life. no lie, bitches.)

word ver: serster. definition? what i call jen when i'm drunk.

jal12771 said...

no lurker here.. I am actually a PROUD follower THANK YOU very much.

Moomby said...

I have a murph